Wicca the Witch.

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Wicca The Witch.

Wicca the witch had a terrible itch on the wart at the end of her nose.

It drove her quite mad but she was never sad, as you might have supposed.

For when Wicca was young that wart made her glum, it was always there in plain sight.

It itched and it throbbed it made Wicca sob, she cried in her sleep every night.

Wicca decided one day that the wart couldn’t stay, she’d rid herself of this affliction.

She rushed to her spell book to magic a spell, it was kept on a shelf in the kitchen. more…

The Mcster’s

The McSter’s :- Copyright © 2009 All rights reserved

(Hero in our midst)

Miss McSmartster’s face beams brightly as she announces in class that one of her pupils is to receive a special award for an outstanding act of bravery.

The presentation is to be made at the morning school assembly by Mayor McTopster, while the whole town listens live on the local radio station with top D.J. “Jamming” McJamster.

Miss McSmartster’s classroom is buzzing with excitement and chatter: “Who is it? What did I do? It can’t be you!”

Peter McPester persists: “Tell us, who is it? What did they do?”

Miss McSmartster refuses, telling her class: “It will be a great surprise!”

The bell rings for the morning interval and the school erupts into the playground. All eyes gather on Miss McSmartster’s pupils.

The first person to lay claim to the prize is, of course, no surprise.

Simon McSmugster pushes his way forward through the crowd:

“It must be me, for one of the many things I’ve done. I’m the smartest and most talented. Yes, it must be me!”

Everyone groans and shakes their heads. Nobody likes a “Smuggy” McSmugster.

Febe McFibster pushes Simon aside, saying:

“No! It’s me, it must be!”

“Yesterday I saw Fireman McFlamester trying to rescue a cat stuck up a tree. The ladder slipped and left him dangling there, embarrassed. I rushed over and replaced the ladder. Fireman McFlamester blushed as he thanked me!”

Everyone grumbles and stares at their feet. Nobody believes a “Fibby” McFibster.

Zoe McZanester goes next:

“I heard that one of the pupils was abducted by aliens and that DJ “Jamming” McJamster was coming to do a live interview with his friends. We’ll hear all about it!”

Everyone sighs and shakes their heads. They all know how ”Zaney” Zoe can be.

Tracy McTrickster can’t help herself and says:

“Miss McSmartster told me that all the pupils must attend today’s assembly wearing Gorilla suits”.

They all laugh in disbelief, knowing how “Tricky” Tracy can be. more…..

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